Today we have a #ComedyCall with Nate Jackson Super Funny on Netflix
https://www.netflix.com/title/81919354
TODAY'S REASON TO PARTY! (special thanks to ListOfNationalDays.com)
Hot Fudge Sundae day https://themartinidiva.blogspot.com/2013/07/happy-national-hot-fudge-sundae-day.html
SURVEYS, STUDIES & SUCH
A study shows that 9% of us admit we have cried while eating ice cream.
A study shows that 36% of people say they’ve dated a co-worker.
A study shows that 22% of workers say they have dated a boss.
BIG SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN
A Dennis Quaid show with a 57% Tomatometer score has been canceled after one season. Throughout his long career in the entertainment industry, there have been many popular Dennis Quaid sports movies, including The Rookie, where he plays a high school science teacher who becomes a Major League Baseball player. Quaid is also known for playing Nick Parker, the father of Lindsay Lohan's identical twin characters in the 1998 The Parent Trap, along with paleoclimatologist Jack Hall in the 2004 disaster film The Day After Tomorrow. He more recently starred in the critically acclaimed horror movie The Substance.
Almost 30 years later, an Adam Sandler comedy is now a streaming hit ahead of its long-awaited sequel. A lot of Sandler's best movies are comedies from the 1990s and 2000s, including Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates. Many of these have plenty of admirers, despite their poor reviews. Although Sandler has added some different flavors to his filmography, with movies like Uncut Gems and Hustle, he will probably always be primarily associated with his joyous lowbrow comedies. This is certainly nothing to be ashamed of, because Sandler has mastered this particular craft. The obvious reason behind Happy Gilmore's newfound success on Netflix is the fact that Happy Gilmore 2 is hitting the streaming platform on Friday.
DID YA KNOW!?
Dogs tilt their heads when you speak to them to better pinpoint familiar words. Your dog is tilting its head when you speak to it to pinpoint where noises are coming from more quickly. This is done to listen out more accurately for familiar words such as 'walkies' and helps them to better understand the tone of your voice. If a dog doesn't tilt its head that often (as those with shorter muzzles might), it's because it relies less on sound and more on sight.
JOKE OF THE DAY
(FROM
HEIDI)
SCOOP
OF THE DAY
WOULD YOU RATHER?
• Would you rather be captured by pirates, or by bad guys from the Old West?
• Would you rather have a terrible boss but a great job, or a great boss but a terrible job?
• Would you rather speak only in a baby voice for a day, or only be spoken TO in a baby voice for a day?
• Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors, or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?
• Would you rather have to wear a bib every time you go to a restaurant, or drink from a sippy cup every time you’re at a bar?
• Would you rather wear sweatpants every day for the rest of your life, or never wear sweatpants again?
• Would you rather win the lottery but lose all your friends, or lose all your money but find your soulmate?
QUOTE OF THE DAY
If you have a favorite quote.... you can send it to us at the bottom of the page at JohnAndHeidiShow.com
"You’ll shoot your eye out, kid." A Christmas Story, 1983
NEWS TO ME
(FROM HEIDI)
FUN
FACT FOR YOU:
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✓ Only about half of spiders spin webs to catch prey.
✓ The production of a single chicken egg requires about 120 gallons (454 liters) of water.
✓ Almost all flu viruses first infect chickens, then pigs, then spread to humans.
✓ Apples ripen after being picked. Oranges don’t.
✓ In the 1800s, artists used paint made from ground up mummies.
WEIRD NEWS
A British scientist says he has come up with an unusual way to cool your house: yogurt. Yep, yogurt on windows. In a recent experiment, Dr. Ben Roberts from Loughborough University applied Greek yogurt to one of 2 identical test houses. The result? The yogurt-coated house was up to 3.5°C (6.3°F) cooler on hot, sunny days. How? The yogurt forms a thin white film that reflects sunlight, keeping heat out. Dr. Roberts admits he was “pleasantly surprised” by how well it worked — especially since it started as a just a quirky idea. And, he says, don’t worry about the smell: it’s gone in 30 seconds. While it is true that lining your windows with tinfoil blocks even more heat, the good doctor points out that yogurt is cheap – and effective. He says his experiment “shows the importance of treating windows and heat shielding solutions…to reduce overheating.”
QUESTION OF THE DAY
The average family has eight of THESE in their home. What are they?
Answer: Coffee mugs
HEIDI HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
(FROM HEIDI)
THE LIST
WHYZITS:
• Whyzit there’s no Salvation Navy?
• Whyzit when someone says ‘Got a minute?’, you might as well pencil them in for the next 2 hours?
• Whyzit expenses always rise to meet income?
• Whyzit insurance always seems to cover everything EXCEPT what happens?
• Whyzit the amount of sleep needed by the average person is always “10 minutes more”?
• Whyzit boring people are never hoarse?
• Whyzit we think the traffic light will change if we talk to it?
• If sleep regenerates us, whyzit we look like that when we first get up in the morning?
GOOD NEWS
Police
Officer And Mechanic Team Up To Help Homeless Mom In Need
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5832
